Men! See how they are?

I was online one day, and I saw this incredible apron. It was light weight black denim, and the script on it said “Crazy Cat Lady” in pink with swirls of white and pink around it to bring out the color against the black.

“Tastefully done” I thought, “it’s for charity and I deserve it.” So, I ordered it.
It came in the mail, and I put it on and went out to show my husband, who was working on some project or another in the back yard. As soon as he saw it, his face light up like a kid in a candy store… My spine started tingling…

“Do you like it” I asked? The hairs on my neck were beginning to stand on end.

“I LOVE IT” he exclaimed with delight. I could feel the “hiss” growing in my throat and my hair was now standing on end, knowing full well he was trying to set me up… somehow… I could see the anticipation in his face… after 24 years I knew what that look meant! He was waiting for me to spring the trap…

“Thank you” I said as I turned to walk away…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

He cleared his throat and as I walked into the house I heard,

“Does this mean you’re going to start cooking again?”

He is so lucky I let him live!